Control of Substances Hazardous to Health

Dangerous Substances Safety Data Sheet

"Woman" - General Properties

Element - Woman

Symbol - Wo

Discoverer - Adam

Atomic Mass - Accepted at 54 kg but may vary from 40 kg to 200 kg

Physical Properties

1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at various temperatures, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various forms from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yield to pressure applied to correct points

Chemical Properties

1. Has great affinity to gold, silver and a wide range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously, without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in water, but saturation in alcohol greatly increases activity
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Uses

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Tests

1. Pure specimen (rare) turns rosy pink when found in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Potential Hazards

1. Highly dangerous, even in experienced hands
2. Illegal to possess more than one, it is possible to maintain several at different locations as long as specimens are not brought into direct contact